Sunday, June 17, 2012

Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride


Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride

Friday, June 15th 2012

Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride

Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride

That beard. I don't whether to say it's a glorious piece of man fur and should be used to sell Brawny paper towels. Or is it a gross piece of muff that probably smells like dirty ass on a humid day? It looks like it's about to grow legs and piss on wall corners and hump knees. A dude should probably bring out the hedge clippers, Flowbee and grooming leash when his bushy beard beast starts to crawl past his neck and is about to become one with the hair lake on his chest. Those two bodies of hair should never touch. But then again, it kind of butches him up and kind of makes him look like a leather cub in his everyday clothes. Conflicted!

Here's Leonardo DiCaprio and his piece of the moment, Bar Blake Erin Laura Crystal or whatever her name is, riding their bikes in Manhattan yesterday. Riding bikes in NYC is a serious sport and is no joke. There's this bike lane by my apartment and it gets really busy on Saturdays. Sometimes, I stand there and watch the battle between ENRAGED bikers and clueless bitches standing in the middle of the bike lane, waiting to cross the street. I'm always impressed at how the bikers manage to spit out almost every insult in a matter of seconds. "Get out of the goddamn bike lane you stupid piece of shit cunt motherfucker dumb whore douche ass I hope I kill you one day you stupid brain dead dick." The rage that shoots out of their angry assholes can power their bike for miles. It really is some good Saturday entertainment. And yes, I'm easily impressed and easily entertained. We know this.

  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride
  • Leonardo DiCatchAHo Takes His Beard For A Bike Ride

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/leonardo-dicatchaho-takes-his-beard-for-a-bike-ride/

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