Sunday, June 24, 2012

Tony Parker Sues NYC Nightclub over the Chin Check Heard ‘Round the World

The Drake-Chris Brown brawl is the gift that keeps on giving!

NBA star — and Eva Longoria’s ex-husband — Tony Parker has just filed a $20 million lawsuit against the club where the Chin Check Heard ‘Round the World took place, claiming that he suffered an eye injury during the scuffle.

According to Fox News (yeah, I know…), Parker’s claim includes the insinuation that the W.i.P. club owners should have known better than to let Rihanna’s two former lovers into the club at the same time. (LOL WHUT?)

Parker’s lawyer, David Jaroslawicz, said the extent of Parker’s wounds are not yet known but noted eye injuries “certainly don’t improve your outside shot.” Jaroslawicz, who apparently moonlights as a Howie Mandel impersonator, also stated that Rihanna, “like Helen of Troy, has been know to cause trouble.” Yes, because sailing ships across the Mediterranean to conquer as-yet-undiscovered lands is TOTALLY comparable to chucking bottles of Moscato in a NYC nightclub of questionable turpitude.

The club where the melee took place, W.i.P., has closed in the wake of the controversy. Sources say that Greenhouse, another popular club in NYC with notoriously racist door policies, will be next to close.


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